Working / out / to south Tulsa / to OKC

Alright now, lets get down to the dirty business. Sweat stains. Yup, I said it. White work undershirts never have been so very unbecoming. In another world perhaps I would celebrate them. Let's take a journey into that realm for a moment. Oh dear discolored spots! Your marks of labor and grand perseverance! I commend you this day, today I mark as a memorial to your great essence, your sweet perfume of glory and splendor! Here I stand, wielding you proudly, high atop the mounts I raise my arms to the sky and parade you before the world; may all look upon you and know your fantastical beauty. You're a trophy of all that I have striven to accomplish, whether under the beating sun or fighting the cold weather beading down upon the ground. I celebrate your magnificence!

Soon I'm going to start adding borders or
something to my pictures... they need a little pizazz

While we're dancing around the subject, let's take a look at a nifty device for working out. This will tone your abs, upper more than lower but it still gets the lower abs, upper pectoral, shoulder traps, triceps and the nice mid-lower back. It's brilliantly simple and the genius is due to my brother, Benjamin Conners. If you want to see it in live action, observe. You basically just grab both ends, stand on your knees, and extend forward so you're almost prostrate then pull back in. The weights act as wheels. Anything with wheels will do, or even a wine bottle would work (a bit awkwardly, though). This thing will eat you up!


So I'm now working on my resume, I've got to adorn this baby with some of my glorious achievements. Regarding employment, I was supposed to talk to a certain Carol at Starbucks in Utica Square yesterday, but as things unfolded she didn't make it in, leaving me hanging until another day. Now this got me thinking... I'm working at Polo Grill right now in the evenings, though business just isn't quite cutting it. Granted, the weather has an entirely large role in this fact, but it wasn't quite working before this snowpocalypse either. At this point, the place is tying down my evenings when I could be working on a much more fiscally productive level elsewhere. I have an open door into a company down in south south Tulsa (Micahtek), and there is also a new Target that just opened up in Bixby. These, together with an offer to stay in a house right on the banks of the Arkansas River, seem too fruitful to pass by. My strategy for getting to OKC is now shifting to south Tulsa and is getting kicked up to overdrive.

Well Gabe, what might be driving you with such intensity to get down there, you may ask? The most beautiful gem to have ever shown her face in the history, past present and future, of the universe, I say! Yes, a gem... more specifically, I'd say an Emerald. The purest Emerald. An Emerald that is so brilliant and marvelous she can emit her very own light. A light that transcends all the known spectrum and shines into eternity! And by this Emerald, this gem, I do mean a woman. A beautiful woman who puts other women to shame, though she would never in an eon intend it to happen. It's sort of a side-effect, if you will, of being so very beautiful. She bubbles inspiration from the depths of my heart and mind and let it be known that I even have plans to raise OKC to greatness while there.

Be excited and go play in the snow! (If you have it, that is... if not, get some ice from the freezer and pretend it's a brick from a miniature ice castle. See if that helps :)

- Gabriel

...The music floats on the breeze...